Yes, ladies and gentlemen, nerds and nerdettes, and geeks of … well, geeks are genderless:

we at the ol’ raincoaster blog have an announcement to make. We know who will play Kirk, Spock and McCoy in the new Star Trek XI film.

It’s. Matt. Damon. As. Captain. James. Tiberius. Kirk.

Naturally, Adrian Brody is the logical choice for Mr. Spock of Vulcan, a man with far too much innate dignity to allow himself to be referred to by a euphemism for a bathroom function.

“Dammit, Jim, I’m Gary Sinese, not a necrophiliac with a badge!”

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