I'd give him mine, if I had any.
“Moneygrabber,” a little ditty from Fitz and the Tantrums may just be the best “fuck off and don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out” song ever recorded, as well as one of the snazziest-looking videos ever made. What wouldn’t you give to be as cool as any of the people in this band? I think The Sister had his hairstyle in about 1985.
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How awesome is this video of Dave Grohl teaching Tenacious D’s Kyle Gass how to write a hit song? It’s AWESOMELY AWESOME, that’s how awesome. “White people dance to the lyrics” is a gem which should go down in history.
Was that awesome enough for ya? Just in case it wasn’t, you can read our awesome gossip links too. That should take care of that nasty “free time”.
Angela Lansbury murders her whiskey (lolebrity)
Today in WTF (raincoaster)
Shoe horns and corn links (Ayyyy)
A toast to toast! (Manolofood)
Helen Mirren will kick your ass (AgentBedhead)
Still life with cocktails? WHERE’S MY INVITATION? (BusyBeeBlogger)
Justin Bieber gets waxed! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
The Man with the Golden Reality Show (CelebritySmack)
But was Timberlake naked, too? (CelebVIPLounge)
The Cougar Report (Cougared)
Mazel Tov, Alyssa Milano (DailyStab)
This is why Britney still has more money than you do (Earsucker)
Colin Firth is shameless (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Bieber buzzed (GossipTeen)
Lady Gaga is impervious to weather (HaveUHeard)
Billy Ray Cyrus is kittenwhipped (INeedMyFix)
Britney’s video fallout (PoorBritney)
Faye Dunaway flies coach, gets punk’d (PopBytes)
Kate Beckinsale uses her boobs as a pet carrier? (TheSkinny)
Baby Spice 4.0 on the way (SkinnyChic)
Popular Science was pretty wacky and paranoid in 1956. I guess they were still recovering from the war, in that REAL waterskiiers were apparently rationed or something.
To which one can only reply:
I mean seriously, dude, whatte BE this?
Worde.
Willow Smith's new do: Let's see her try to whip THAT back and forth
She’s had another makeover, it appears. Here’s her new video for that Wonder’s One Hit, I Whip My Hair Back and Forth.
Oh, these kids today!
And now, as a sort of mindless mind’s eye bleach, here are your celebrity gossip links, today brought to you by CORN!
Britney Spears is corny (Lolebrity)
Just say YES to creamed corn and ketchup with this delicacy (Manolofood)
“Evergreen” is still the top kernel of corn (raincoaster)
Joan Collins’ liquor is a little more rarefied (ayyyy)
Gaga’s brains are totally frittata (AgentBedhead)
Chris CORNell (BusyBeeBlogger)
Duelling cornballs, nobody wins! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Bagel-to-Perogy communications perfected (DippedInCream)
Kingston’s just a niblet off the ol’ cob (CelebritySmack)
What the Adele? Isn’t WalMart too cornepone? (CelebVIPLounge)
Elisabetta Corn-all-ass (CityRag)
Aw, shucks, Canada’s hottest export returns! (DailyStab)
Gaga’s husky voice comes from the Whiskey Yoga Diet (GirlsTalkinSmack)
I always forget which one is Korny (FitFabCeleb)
Bieber creamed! (SeriouslyOMG)
Daniel Radcliffe is all Aw Shucks (CeleBitchy)
She’s a niblet, and shrinking! (TheSkinny)
Nice stalks! (GossipTeen)
Is that a corncob in your pocket, Brad, or??? (HaveUHeard)
Simon Cowell is picking Canada’s best crop of niblets (INeedMyFix)
If Gwyneth Paltrow is a vegan, does that make her a cannibal? (AmyGrindhouse)
Britney got her silks combed (PoorBritney)
Sui, Sui, pig, pig, pig (PopBytes)
Mariah’s ready to pop (EvilBeet)
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SO much better than elfing yourself!
Today, thanks to PopBitch, I ran across this cute little text-to-voice synthesizer that turns your typing into an overblown, overorchestrated Barbra Streisand song: GoBarbra!
Dudes, I don’t think I’m giving away too much when I say my “raincoaster rocks” is going to OWN dancefloors around the world in a few weeks. Does anybody have DeadMau5‘ email?
