naked fireman poster

My cousin sent me this, and I probably shouldn’t post it here, as I’ll get in trouble, but what the heck, it’s for a good cause.

Here’s your nekkid fireman poster! You know you want it bad, and that’s good!

the nekkid fireman. Isn't he adorable?

15 thoughts on “naked fireman poster

  1. Uh–Pete townsend was caught with six images showing models apparently purported to be of legal age on his computer–out of thousands of other images. You must be thinking of Gary Glitter.

    Though I could see how you might confuse the two :-?

  2. No humourless, darling. Just a deep and proper concern for the facts. It’s a failing, I know, especially since I seem to read the blogs of people who are not so afflicted.

    Still, we all have our bears to cross. Fortunately, in my neighbourhood they come to us.

  3. you know, I’m really surprised at all the men in this thread. And here I thought we’d get the distaff crowd with this one. Instead, looks like we’re getting the DL crowd.

  4. “David Letterman”?

    We’re guys. Naturally competitive. We wish to check out what exactly we’re compating against.

    But we know when we’re licked–bits of us get wet. Hmmm–I’m off topic. How’d that happen?

    Actually, all men know we cannot compete against a cute chubby baby in a fireman’s hat. Nor against plush toys or made-up-people like Michael J. Fox or Viggo Mortenson (who are illusions created in the secret Dreamworks Analog Avatar Reproduction Studio using the motion capture performances of Bill Gates and Melissa Etheridge).

    If any of the above makes an appearance, we’d as well go off and watch hockey/football (either one)/golf/cricket/bass fishing/jello wrestling. We do it only with the greatest regret and secret shame, but it is a humiliation we are prepared to endure for love.

    Kittens and puppies must be fought with liquor and incomprehensible incantations–which become easier with more liquor.

  5. I thought that said “ass fishing” but I must be thinking of Republicans.

    BTW, Michael J. Fox used to do his “going off and watching jello wrestling” at Sharkeys in Burnaby. Although, alas, I never ran into him there.

    Can I have some of what you’re drinking? My hits are down 40%!!!! THE PAIN THE PAIN THE PAIN!!!

    Election? Who cares! Get on my fucking website, people!!!

    I even tried starting a war with somebody who’s stealing posts and not attributing them, he’s #2 on WordPress today in fact. But he’s not noticed yet, the bastard.

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