20 thoughts on “Britney, Paris, and Lindsay revealed!”

1. Foul.

   Disgusting.

   Why does Paris have such big fingers?

2. Paris has man hands and Nicole (not pictured here or anywhere that counts, really, since she hasn’t snatchflashed anyone) has zombie hands. But the facial likenesses are uncanny, particularly the dromedarian aspect of Hilton’s mug.

   No question I’m surfing the meme here, although the Britney thing is dying off. Beaver shots isn’t my #1 post anymore; Longhorses is. But even Scoble has porn on his site now! Got to go with the flow. If you can’t pimp the posts you love, pimp the posts you can.

   But it’s really funny, you must admit!

3. Oh that such obscenity could be – – –

   Snatchflashing is almost dead, Longhorses and longdonkeys have passed their peak. So, in searching for the next blogwave, I am looking closely at the Darfur orphans, Mobile phones being cleared of cancer risks and “Bad Fats” being banned in NY.

   Perhaps Bad Fats could be just gross enough – – –

4. Darfur is so two jihads ago. If Bad Fats are banned in New York, what will they do with all the tourists?

5. I think I have found the answer to that question – – –

6. I like it!

7. I’ve actually never heard of this Lindsay person. Britney looks like total trailer trash to me and every photo I’ve seen of Paris shows her smirking – or is that her usual expression?

8. Lindsay Lohan is actually not untalented as an actress, but she’s a train wreck as a human being. Britney is trailer trash made good; I know someone who knows her and he says she is the nicest, friendliest dumb blonde you’ll ever meet. I have no personal issues with Britney, but I do wish she’d cover her twat. Paris is a washed up socialite ex-slut in the making; she always does that pose because it’s the only one that makes her look good and hides her tiny right eye.

9. Re. Paris’ fingers: Have you seen the size of those nostrils?

10. A good point. She doesn’t use one of those wee McDonald’s spoons: she uses a ladle.

11. hahaha its hilarious

12. Unfortunately, it’s probably true to life, right down to the C Section scar!

13. Certain things must be, to a certain degree, left to the imagination.

    You cannot fix stupid!

14. No, but if you give it enough cocaine it thinks it’s brilliant!

15. Despite my best laid plans, I think I scraped into the WordPress Top Blogs for maybe 10 minutes (or ten seconds) very early this morning. Me, exploitatively self promote on the back of a national tragedy? Well, just a bit…. *sigh*

16. Good on ya! The boy is learning. Check out my post “The rise of the Castidoraeian meme” for more on that particular meme surfing safari. It’s good for a week in the top twenty at least!

17. This was great! I’m glad I checked it out. Good on you my dear exception. ;)

18. You mean you’re the ONE PERSON on the Internet who’s not spending all her time looking at these kinds of pix? Or blogging about them?

19. “There is nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana, and right now I am that icon.”. US socialite and wannabe pop star Paris Hilton keeps her ego in check.

    From this article.

20. Actually, she’s right. How fucking sad is that?

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