What can be said about Brian Atene that hasn’t been said already, probably by himself?
- Juilliard dropout
- Stanley Kubric auditioner
- would-be actor turned YouTube phenomenon
- geeky fanboy turned geeky fanman
- world’s only practicing General Ursus impersonator
- gold-stayer
Well he’s BACK, ladies and gentlemen, and we at the ol’ raincoaster blog have got him!
In fact, we at the ol’ raincoaster blog are so behind we actually gave him to Defamer and they ran it on Monday (even though we were banned; we’re too, too kind, and as for our subsequent un-banning, let me just say that Gawker Media interns are shockingly susceptible to a properly executed tandem deployment of the Venus Butterfly and the Mars Rover and now we return you to your regularly scheduled blog), that’s how backlogged we are. But we bit the bullet and swallowed the ex-lax and unclogged the pipes and shat out the following new video from Brian Atene, just for you.
He’s on a quest: a quest to return Lando Kalrissian to his rightful place at the command of the Millennium Falcon, with faithful Chewbacca by his side. Shall we join him?
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Man…Cut a brother a break…Or just cut, dog…
I adore Brian Atene and will not hear a word against this demented genius.
You meant fermented genius, right? Damn, now I need a Colt 45…
Seriously, I’d drink a toast to him with it if you could get it in Canada.
Maybe there’s an alternative…Especially today…Or, failing that, a can of Lucky. Though right now the raincoast seems kinda dry, no? ;)
Finally!
Please tell me this guy isn’t from my country….argh…
BTW, what the hell happened to Billy Dee Williams?
Seriously, I’d drink a toast to him with it if you could get it in Canada.
I’d drink a toast to you if you keep him there.
Sweetheart, you’ve got a deal. I’ve got a fangirl on fanguy crush on Brian Atene! And Fin du Monde beer is way betterer than Colt 45 anyway, I bet. Maybe I could tempt him.
Have you clicked through to the other videos and seen his audition tape? Klassic.