Pretty much outed, actually. Stolen from the voyeuristically delightful Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery blog, here’s a lovely little vid of before and after shots of celebrities, set to a classic tune.
Is this not the perfect place to mention that Spy reported that Angelina Jolie‘s pickup line was “Five bucks if you can guess what’s real”? That so TOTALLY would only work in LA.
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aaagh…. mickey…..
Seriously. Who knew Salma Hayek had such a honker on her before!
And how could they do this and NOT include Michael Jackson? Oh, right, he’s not a celebrity anymore, he’s just a freak.
Oh if only I could afford plastic surgery!
As the Barrrrd almost said, “A tittie is a tittie for a’ tha.”
Any more than a bucketful is wasted.
Philipa, if you say that you don’t know nearly as much about anaesthetic as I do.