18 thoughts on “Sunday sermonizing”

1. That guy was such a giver.

2. See, if churches gave out mini donuts for communion, more people would go. That was what he meant to have happen…damn organized religion fucks everything up.

3. I find the image of a bunch of reformed Angelicans chomping away on the powdery sugar goodness of the body of Christ real disturbing. Maybe it is just me.

4. “See, if churches gave out mini donuts for communion, more people would go. ”

   Oh I dunno. They tried ‘folk masses’ when I was a kid, trying to lure in the young folk with their Christian version of guitar strumming hippies …

   Mini cake donuts maybe … not the fluffy kind.

5. They could do mini jam-filled ones and use them to talk about the Blood of Jesus.

   HEY! I just realized: the Last Supper was where they invented dunking!

6. Christ died ofDuncan Donuts…
   Poison, it’s just poison!

   The Krispy Kreme Kruller, now there’s some fine nutrition

7. I dunno: lately I’m all about the Tim Hortons Apple Fritter.

8. Wanted to say thanks for the link.
   Cool pic, huh?
   I never eat the damn things.
   Anything that stays in the G.I Tract for like 10 years is absolutely forbidden. :lol:
   Later,
   ~m

9. I’m curious.
   How do you get so many damn readers?
   Jealous . . . :0)
   ~m

10. I have been whoring the blog out since before you were born, youngster. Check the help forum and do a search for “promote blog” and related terms. You’ll get more advice than you can shake a hyperlink at. Also, if you’re in Vancouver I teach such things at classes a couple of times a month. Might be doing classes in Second Life pretty soon, too.

    But I can’t take so much credit, actually. The #1 hit on the blog today is people looking for naked pix of Daniel Radcliffe. #2 is people looking for Britney’s porn tape. FYI if you google “Beaver Shots” you will find me in the top five. I ain’t proud.

11. ahhh

    ….. Giant ….. strawberry-jam filled …. dough-nuts …. in multiples of 3

    …. perhaps with a little …. or better a lot of ….. Cream ….

    sprinkled mit Zucker ….

    ahhh ……. and there is one small portion of the Anglo-Sphere where God’s own language is still spelt rightly

    We can lose the Daniel & Britneys – who needs Gin, if only ….

    Give me Rice-Pudding

    Especially with a Dollop of Jam

    Give me three Helpings

    What a little Glutton I am

12. “Who needs gin” eh? That cuts no ice around here…and we’re definitely in need of an ice-cutter, for all this gin!

13. But what about the Krispy Kremes? Goddamn Christ, definitely not southern born and bred.

14. “have been whoring the blog out since”

    That’s right. She promised blowjobs at one point in time.

15. I did. And nobody took me up on it!!!!

16. Oh they just got sidetracked..

17. Yeah, yeah. see the Ferris Bueller post. Hangovers make me whiney.

18. Oh, and I sent your Quack Factory post to jezebel.com. Thought they’d like it. If you get a bajillion hits, I get all the credit, K?

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