As our devoted stalkers are aware, some time ago the ol’ raincoaster, through no fault of her own, joined the ranks of the gainfully employed. It was a Teeny disruption, which, like so many an apparently-minor event, began a slide down a slippery slope; she may even end up respectable one day!
In the course of such employment, she not infrequently stumbles across posts of genuine interest, sprinkled between the millions generic “Britney Does Something Scandalous/Angelina Walks On Water, Gives It To Dehydrated Africans” headlines.
This post by the Mr. Henry on the Manolofood blog is just such an one.
Walrus. Fucking. Turducken. Sushi.
Aged walrus fucking turducken sushi.
Pass teh bucket!
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Don’t worry, old darling. You may wind up inadvertently employed and prosperous, but I assure you that respectability shall continue to elude you. If only because of our efforts to alert the public to the truth.
I knew I could count on you, Metro.