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GODDAMMIT! Another Fucking Quiz

The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?

Around 13% of the pages on your website contain cussing.
This is 63% MORE than other websites who took this test.

via AgentBedhead

Jesus Fucking Tapdancing Christ with Mary and Joseph on a GODDAMNED donkey, what are these fucktoid cunts doing, pulling shitty numbers out of their ass? I think it’s time to seed the ol’ raincoaster blog with a little profanity, don’t you?

You know where the comments section is. Assholes.

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23 Comments

  1. Posted April 8, 2008 at 9:09 am | Permalink

    Ha ha, I so have you beat:

    Around 22.9% of the pages on your website contain cussing. This is 186% MORE than other websites who took this test.

    [23% is still lame though. Fuck, I have to cuss more.]

  2. Posted April 8, 2008 at 9:11 am | Permalink

    That is a fucking travesty! Your motherfucking blog totally has more cunty expletives than that! Shit, those goddamn quiz guys can shove those poncey numbers up their shitty assholes. Fuck.

  3. Posted April 8, 2008 at 9:34 am | Permalink

    Motherfucking! I KNEW I FORGOT ONE!

    I knew also that I could count on my biatches!

  4. Posted April 8, 2008 at 10:50 am | Permalink

    Goddamn sounds like you fuckin need another shiteating Eva fuckin Longoria Thsnksgiving post, damm it!

    I’m getting my goddamn fuckin friends at the Tourette’s ward to post here now. Shit piss whoop whoop fuckmefuckme whoop whoop!

  5. Posted April 8, 2008 at 10:51 am | Permalink

    Goddamn fuck! It’s fucking spelled Thanksgiving. Goddamnit and goddamn this shit. Can;’t motherfucking spell and I was a fucking editor! Shit!

  6. Posted April 8, 2008 at 10:52 am | Permalink

    Hope that helped. Thank you

    Fuck

  7. Posted April 8, 2008 at 10:55 am | Permalink

    Oh boy, look at the fucking company I keep:

    Around 42% of the pages on your website contain cussing.
    This is 425% MORE than other websites who took this test.

    Looks like I can goddamn fucking well lay back and coast for a while.

  8. Posted April 8, 2008 at 11:12 am | Permalink

    That’s AWESOME! TOTAL RESPECT, you asswipe!

  9. Posted April 8, 2008 at 11:14 am | Permalink

    Thank you, cunt. And I meant that in the best possible way, bitch.

  10. Posted April 8, 2008 at 1:56 pm | Permalink

    Hahahahaha!!! You can tell I purposefully refrain from dropping bombs. It gave me a 0.9% rating, which is 89% LESS than the others that took the test.

  11. Posted April 8, 2008 at 2:05 pm | Permalink

    That is the lowest I’ve seen so far. Step up your game, my friend!

  12. Posted April 8, 2008 at 3:38 pm | Permalink

    I’ve got my reputation to think about. Employers may not like me if I had a profanity-laden blog. :-P

    Kudos on your rank, though! Work a bit harder and your most excellent blog will also rise in those ranks. Total blogging domination FTW!

  13. Posted April 8, 2008 at 4:04 pm | Permalink

    Ah, I got 9%.

    But that’s ‘cos the £µ©λing widget doesn’t count all the $#17 I post in anything other than £µ©λing actual language.

    @$$#0!3s.

    £µ©λing ©µη+s.

    I mean, it’s not like the intent of the $#17 I post isn’t the £µ©λing same as some ©0©λ$µ©λing Chenywad sailor’s son!

    Oh, and I feel that every time I use the word “Bush” it oughta count.

  14. Posted April 8, 2008 at 4:28 pm | Permalink

    I’m a fucktard when it comes to the creative use of profanity. However, this post and the comments are genius, and I plan to use it as a study guide.

  15. Posted April 8, 2008 at 4:31 pm | Permalink

    It’s only fucking words! What’s the fucking problem??? ;)

    Those that have a problem (none of the fucktards that commented I notice) should pull their heads out their asses!

  16. Posted April 8, 2008 at 4:33 pm | Permalink

    Giminy crickets! My site is at a 54.9% level, thats 586% more than the average site that took the test.

    Gee willickers.

  17. Posted April 8, 2008 at 4:36 pm | Permalink

    Fuck the fucking fuckers for giving me that score.

  18. Posted April 8, 2008 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    Motherfucking! My favorite cuss word! Take that, James Lipton you fag!

    Created by OnePlusYou

  19. Posted April 8, 2008 at 4:41 pm | Permalink

    Created by OnePlusYou

  20. Posted April 8, 2008 at 4:43 pm | Permalink

    Ok, I’m being punked! Why does my html convert to a dating site?

  21. Posted April 8, 2008 at 4:50 pm | Permalink

    That’s the site that built the quiz. WordPress strips out the image in a comment.

    Metro: yes, you have to ACTUALLY swear to get a good rank. Surprise, motherfucker!

    LOTGK, respect!

  22. Posted April 9, 2008 at 1:37 am | Permalink

    oops.

    Around 28.4% of the pages on your website contain cussing.This is 255% MORE than other websites who took this test.

  23. Posted April 9, 2008 at 2:41 am | Permalink

    JESUS! Who knew science was so sweary?


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