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This entry was written by raincoaster and posted on January 3, 2009 at 2:28 am and filed under Cthulhu, Culture, Dating, Facebook, Humour, Public Service Announcement, Squid, children, computers, friends, geek, horror, humor, kids, lol, meme. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.











21 Comments
Awesome :) I have to write a blog post where I link to this, seriously :D
By all means, be my guest!
How did you get a picture of my Mother-in-Law? :P
CthulhuCam, it’s the latest reality show!
I promise I won’t go to the mall to meet anyone. Especially if they look like that.
Good. You’re a sensible girl.
Awesome images
Chris
I’ve actually been quite disappointed that most of the folks I’ve met online have been merely human. Present company excepted, of course.
Actually this seems more like something Yog-Sothoth would do.
Or Nyarlathotep. I totally thought “Oh yeah, Nyarlathotep”.
Thank God you are here to warn us of such things!!! Where would we all be without raincoaster, srsly?
That is funny as hell.
Chatting obliviously to a chubby New Zealander /in-joke
Glad you like it. You’ve been WARNED!
Case in point: I met Raincoaster online.
However, on the plus side, I’m now working harder than ever at creating a Men-In-Black style memory eraser.
Good luck with that! My time machine is nearly finished.
That made me laugh out loud and it early was morning, before wake n’ bake (even).
My daughters should read this.
~m
Everyone’s daughters should!
Cthulhu will rule all. Bow before him and ye shall be spared insanity….lol
Shit, too late!
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