Stolen from My First Dictionary.

I know just how Mary feels lately.

Please do not email, phone, text, leave comments, message me on Facebook or @ me on Twitter if you are going to ask for a response, because you will not get one right now or possibly ever. And if you’re thinking of threatening to commit suicide this week, most ESPECIALLY do not email, phone, text, leave comments, message me on Facebook or @ me on Twitter, because those are my least favorite kind of messages of all, and the way I’m feeling lately, I’d probably just tell you to go the fuck ahead and jump. Remember: the Burrard Bridge isn’t high enough to do more than break a limb.

There, don’t say I never did nuthin for ya.