Snippets from the comments:
Lauren Bacall is going in my dead pool tomorrow.by windowseat on 03/05/06 06:13 PM
I’m sorry. I was hitting the bong for a moment. Did that chick just hit on Clooney during her acceptance speech? by HollywoodSexandCandy on 03/05/06 06:21 PM
I just Adore that Oscar-Speech-Background-Music! It makes Everyone’s Speech sound so Over The Top and Dramatic, even when they are just thanking their “Producing Partners!” I need to get that orchestra to play behind me the next time My Mom Calls And Asks Me To Explain Why I Am 36 And Still Single. Or I Break Up With A Boyfriend/ “Producing Partner.” by TheDailyRandi on 03/05/06 06:27 PM
And I remind you that the very best thing about drinking extremely expensive booze and then posting is the glorious perfection of the nonsequitage. Behold:
I’ll never forgive Lily Tomlin for nixing Devo‘s appearance on her 80s variety show because she was so offended by the “Whip It” video.by King of All Hacks on 03/05/06 07:08 PM
Thank you for sharing.
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Matt Dillon, the bloggers are not your friends. 
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