Sooooo, there I was, feeling all smug and such. My parents, I thought, had they lived to see this day, would have been proud of their little girl. If, that is, they could figure out what I was talking about which, given the track record there is, come to think of it, unlikely.

I was in the top 1.5 million blogs on Technorati.

I felt rather chest-bustingly proud, myself. If this continues, I’ll be Page Three material in no time.

But that was before I knew the real numbers.

There are 29.8 million blogs on Technorati, and in one week of existence this blog has jumped to the top five percent.

Just as soon as I scrape together enough pennies for a drink, I’ll celebrate.

Power to the people!