Good god, I’ve been banned!

I can hardly pretend it’s the first time in my life I’ve been banned; it’s the second. The first time was when Smonie banned me from her Only Orlando Bloom perving forum. I wasn’t a visitor there, since I think Orlando’s a nice, polite, decorative hunk of himbo and nothing more, and I only found out about the banning when someone told me there was a big ol’ hate on for me over there. Naturally, I went to look; when someone tells you that you’ve been involved in a horrible trainwreck and you haven’t actually noticed, you go check it out, right? So that’s when I got the message saying I’d been banned. Subsequently, every person except Smonie who posted in that thread was also banned. Was it Machiavelli who first suggested killing off the witnesses? In any case, mission accomplished there. Mandate fulfilled and eloquently manifested.

In any case, I have been banned again. Now, I may well have gone to this forum. It’s possible. It would have been five or more years ago, but it is possible. It’s definitely my kind of thing: Fortean phenomenology is right up my crooked lane.

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message_die() was called multiple times. This isn’t supposed to happen. Was message_die() used in page_tail.php?

Die??? That’s a little strong, don’t you think? Given my 16-year history on the Web, I think being banned by Smonie and the Fortean Times Online Forum isn’t too bad. They should really get in touch! They have so much in common.

Like their meds.