Alas, not this George:

Sigh. I was a charter member of the George Stephanopoulos Fan Club, a contributor to the Stephanopouletter and once actually spoke to him, the man himself, Icon for a Generation George Stephanopoulos at the Vancouver Summit. He was there representing the democratic ideals of good government, peace and justice; I was there representing Starbucks.

I said, "This is Kenya, that is decaf, and these are muffins."

Well, it was early. Maybe he couldn't tell. It was nasty of the Secret Service guy to laugh, though. Asshole.

So, not that George. The dumb one. Right in one: