Small town crimes are the most creative. Face it, there's not much to do in a really small town but incest, folk dancing, and creativity, eh?

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Posted on April 5th, 2006
Erie County, NY
A male was reportedly yelling and screaming in his Randolph Avenue driveway. Police reported he actually was trying to rap.Found in Bee News
I’ll let you know the difference…we’re moving to a smaller town.