Asexual reproduction is alive and well and living in Park Slope, because, frankly, nothing else could explain why all these people have children when, it is quite clear from their emails, none of them have had sex so far this century.

An excerpt from Gawker:

It’s all pleasantly, kookily amusing, right? Not quite. In summarized form, yes, it’s amusing enough. But we had a chance to read the entire exchange — stretching on for days, with charges of political correctness and anti-political correctness, sexism and stereotyping — and we’re much less amused. The whole thing is after the jump; prepare to be intrigued, amazed, disgusted — and quite certain you could never, ever be paid enough to move out there.

The whole sordid drama is available here, if your life does not already contain enough inferior and pretentious people to whom you can condescend.