Because Easter's almost over and we're suffering from Giant Squid Withdrawl. If we hadn't had hashbrowns and fried eggs for lunch, we'd have ordered calamari for dinner. Anyhoo, stole this in a very baroque manner off Gawker, where it is not posted. I told you it was baroque; actually, it's all very Da Vinci. Click here for the latest from the original source website.
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Although we got paid forty bucks thankgod, we went to London Drugs and got milk, tp, and Cadbury Easter Cream Eggs and thus were again out of money when it came to dinner. We couldn’t afford calamari, but we did go to T&T and get the sushi they mark down after 8pm. So I am counting Tako as squid for purposes of the blog.
Also, side note: none of these Guardian readers ever leave a comment, even if you don’t have to register. Oh, fine!