Operation Global Media Domination: The Answer

TIAI'm incredibly relieved to check stats and see that although we're having our best hit day ever NOT ONE PORN search led people here yesterday. Finally. Instead, it's all about the eagles, the politics, and the smackdown. And curling, naturallement. So, in celebration, I am happily going to answer the one unanswered question among them.

Yes, Cowichan sweaters are worth the money.

You have been enlightened. Go placidly amidst the Gore-tex and polar fleece, and remember that corduroy pants make funny noises. As far as possible be on good terms with the MEC sales staff. But tell them straight up their shirts are too dorky, and listen to their recommendations, for they know what's on sale.

Cowichan Sweater

2 thoughts on “Operation Global Media Domination: The Answer

  1. I feel for you, but I’m like, way lazy and shit.

    They make them from sheep now, since Whitey made a point of shooting Native dog breeds and they’re now endangered. The bear dog is officially extinct, but I met a woman who breeds them and she says there are a few breeders, but they won’t sell to white people anymore.

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