It's only fair I put this FBI Joblisting up, seeing as how I put up the SIS one a few posts back. Not that this is an ad for Special Agents. Regular Old Boring Agents are apparently not needed at the present time.

FBI Special Agents must have a 4-year college degree, be a United States citizen, be available for assignment anywhere at any time, be between the ages of 23 to 36 years of age and be in excellent physical condition. It is also a general requirement that they have 3 years professional work experience.

Special entry programs exist for those having 4 year degrees in computer science or accounting and also for attorneys, CPAs and linguists. All candidates must pass a thorough background investigation as well as a polygraph and drug urinalysis test.

I note also that they've dropped that pesky "no hard drug use in the last three years" thing…or was that just the CIA? Anyhoo, no reason Kiefer can't be badging up and hitting the streets in no time, should that 24 thing not get picked up again.