Forget the market for virgins; the hottest new opportunity is the market for vegans! Because of breaking news in the Guardian that Mad Cow Disease has been transmitted through tainted human blood products, the body-juice of a vegan is now far more valuable than the potentially-deadly, germ-soupy gore of a carnivore. Per pint, vegans are now worth several times as much as meat-eaters on the open market, to say nothing of the back alleys of Whitechapel and the farther reaches of Transylvania.
Hmmm, some of my clean-living friends had better watch their backs. The next time someone squeezes you in a crowded bar, maybe he's just trying to see how juicy you are. Try not to squish, okay?
The government has been forced to warn 14
countries that patients are in danger of developing the human form of mad cow disease as a result of contaminated British blood products sold abroad.
Documents released under the Freedom of Information Act show that patients in Brazil and Turkey are most at risk from the products, although it is too early to know how many, if any, foreign patients may develop the incurable variant CJD, as it takes many years to appear…
The contaminated blood products were exported in the 1990s…Health authorities then had to re-examine blood products sent abroad by the state-owned company Bio Products Laboratory (BPL)…
raincoaster 
we’re all doomed I tell you, doomed!
(Hi raincoaster, first visit, nice to see you and all that) :-)
oh, of course, except for me. I’m not doomed. I’m an albertan. I eat meat so my blood is no good.
go away vampires!
Eat your meat with garlic; no sense taking half-measures!
And welcome!
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