Yep, as Sploid reports, Jesus does indeed love porn stars. 
And now, they can love him right back. And no, we're not talking about a "creative re-enactment" of passages from the Book of Matthew, you kilt-liftin', mango-slimin', spay cam porn-watchin' perv!
"spay cam porn"????? I ask you!
After another Bible publisher backed out, NavPress had agreed to publish a New Testament paraphrase on behalf of XXXchurch.com, an anti-porn ministry.
The books, whose covers will read "Jesus Loves Porn Stars," will be distributed at porn-industry conventions later this year.
Well it's high time is what I say! Everyone knows that porn stars are entirely dedicated to the pursuit of biblical knowledge, if only of each other.
Now, in addition to gaining access to the words of God, it appears that they will also be allowed access to the words of Shakespeare, whom at least a few elderly, pipe-smoking, elbow-patched professors still believe is god. It's a little like a cargo cult, but with sherry instead of coconut rum.
NEW YORK (Reuters) – A new television reality show invites porn stars to test their serious acting abilities in London's theater district, raising the question: Debbie can do Dallas, but can she take on Chekhov's "The Cherry Orchard?"
Well wasn't it Chekhov who said that if there's a gun on the wall in the first act, it must go off before the close of the third? Indeed, that's a principle that porn has taken to heart (and several other organs) far more than conventional theatre and cinema. "The money shot" indeed.
And while we wish said actresses all the luck in the world making this transition, it must be said that the material is ahead of them. Not Shakespeare: as far as I know he never even wrote a satyricon, much less a straight-up porn. Or even an at-an-awkward-angle one. But that classic of cheerleading cinema, Debbie Does Dallas has been denatured and played off-Broadway last year. And check out some cast bios. Things have cum full circle jerk.
Susan L. Schwartz (Debbie) Susan has been
preparing to play Debbie her whole life, beginning with her starring role as Molly Pitcher in her childhood performance of the WOMEN OF THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR. As a member of the Footlights while studying at Cambridge University, after two summers at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, and while studying at the National Theatre in London, everything was leading up to this moment.
Tonya Canada (Roberta) NYC credits include: THE CHERRY ORCHARD
I wonder if either of them were in Godspell? In any case, we can be sure that the complete story will be told in one of the Guardian's blogs.
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O thou media slut thou! Porn and Jesus on the same page–what can this be but a great hook baited for all those who go to church Sundays to castigate themselves for the naked Paris-Hilton-watching they do during the week? The hits!
And no, that shouldn’t be “naked-Paris-Hilton watching”. It’s an adverb, not an adjective.
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And castigate means “punish” you desperate porn-dogs . . . or was that what you were looking for?
Neddy Seagoon: “Sex! Is that all you think about?”
Maj. Dennis Bloodnock: “Why I do believe it is . . . Naughty Dennis!”
–From The Goon Show
I’ve written an unpublished a play by the name “All Night Long, Long All Night”. It’s a satyr.
Wow, they start drinkin’ real early in the Okie, don’t they?
FYI the biggest hits on this blog currently are bald eagles, nekkid. So popular the Guardian actually ripped me off! I SHIT YOU NOT. The fuckers. I’ll teach them a lesson: I’m going to start reading the Independent instead!
Three little words: STREAMING EAGLE CAM 64 hits
Streaming Eagle Cam 2.0: Baby Eagles in Colorado 42 hits
This post has gone nowhere for hits. It’s all eagles, Boris Johnson, and Beautiful Agony which is interesting but not THAT interesting, unless the reader has never actually seen an orgasm before. Which actually accounts for its popularity among the netizenry, come to think of it.