Some of my readers will realize just why this lies so close to my wee, shrivelled heart. Of course it has its own blog here which is where all blame for the English that follows should be directed. We thank you for your attention to this matter.
F E S T E V I L
transnational noize fest
june 6 2006
6:06:06 o'clock in the pm
around the public library
vancouver bc canada
&
everywhere elsebuckets of spoons, tap shoes, pots & pans, drums, horns, crappy drivetrains, trombones, alarm clocks, nagging, cell phone ringtones, operatic manifestos, caterwauling, velcro, tsk-tsks…noize is all these & more. produce it on bikes bodies big things or little things, electric or accoustic or flavoured. screaming is understandable.
to participate in festEVIL, simply emit evil sounds at 6:06:06. since it is a decentralized event, any place in space is a good spot. the mother festEVIL is in a place called oakland.from your desk, from your tub, from your roof, from your belly. feed the din.
OR, BRING YOUR NOIZY ASS DOWN TO THE LIBRARY
central branch,
homer
& robson
& georgia
& hamilton
streets& help make the densest, hellest festEVIL north of the 49th parallel. come 5:30ish or earlier or later; however, refrain from commencing noize until precisely 6:06:06.
psh!
at that time you will begin the din***the 00scillation 00rkestra will audibly materialize out of thin air, as will the PIT. PIT noizicians are stationary. 00rkestra noizicians are mobile, & usually wheeled. bike trailers are encouraged; you may carry your own noize or PIT members if you so desire.
***there is no conductor. therefore we MUST sychronize our watches.
***the concert will go on for as long as we noizicians hear fitting.
***you should supply your own power source if needed.some orchestras have string sections, wind, rhythm. we have Beast, child of PIT & 00rchestra. if you are PIT & you would like to help make a Beast, find a trailer before 6pm, make evil introductions & perhaps you will be invited to climb in.
ghrlooombh mbh kktkttkshsktt mb mnhnn!
festEVIL beckons musicians noizicians bikers humans & buzzing insects of all types. we must make our own evil to defeat it.
raincoaster 
you having are problem with my english languages?
word is overrated!
noise is the new groupie of communication.
heh.
see you on tuesday?!
I am having problem with your english languages yes. Tuesday…maybe. I could type it here using words, but instead, taking your advice re: Noise, I’ll just roar the answer out my window. All clear?