The Classic Middle Name: the Classic Darwinian Response

Wayne's WorldFrom the always-amusing News of the Weird.

The Classic Middle Name (all new)

Arrested recently and awaiting trial for murder: Bruce Wayne Potts, 34 (DeSoto, Texas, February); Oral Wayne Nobles, 71 (arrested in Kingman, Ariz., on a Massachusetts warrant, April); Ronald Wayne Spencer Jr., 19 (Richardson, Texas, April). Arrested and suspected of murder: Darrell Wayne Lewis, 32 (Tempe, Ariz., March). Sentenced for murder: David Wayne Hickman (Dallas, May); Anthony Wayne Welch, 27 (Viera, Fla., March). Committed suicide while serving life in prison for murder: John Wayne Glover, 72 (Sydney, Australia, September 2005). [Dallas Morning News, 2-2-06] [Boston Globe, 4-4-06] [Dallas Morning News, 4-12-06] [Arizona Republic, 3-15-06] [Dallas Morning News, 5-12-06] [Miami Herald-AP, 3-8-06] [Sydney Morning Herald, 9-9-05]

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