Is this really Sebastian Junger? Given his experience with having the Boston Strangler as his handyman, it would only make sense. In fact, looking at Handyman Killers, quite a lot of things make sense, including the ex-roomie known to readers of the raincoaster blog as "Loserboy," the hash-addicted epileptic handyman who attempted to throw raincoaster from upstairs to downstairs. She still takes some pride in the fact that when the police got there they noted a large Nike print on his face. It was the least I could do.

Q. Are you serious about this?

A. Deadly serious

Q. How can I protect myself from handymen?

A. You really can't. Just learn to fix things yourself. Or, if you must hire a handyman, make sure you are not in the house alone. Have a large, scary-looking friend come over at the same time.

Q. Is there any news about Jennifer Aniston on this site?

A. No. And there will not be – unless she is killed by a handyman, which is not at all outside the bounds of possibility.