Round eight billion and fourteen. The spat heard round the world continues. Not only do the duelling co-stars refuse to be filmed on the same day for their series The Simple Life, but they're both releasing albums this year, hoping to catch the summer vacation music wave. Judge for thyself:


Ms. Nicole Richie's Dandelion, via commentor elena on PerezHilton
Ms. Paris Hilton's Stars are Blind, via PerezHilton
Attack of the Praying Mantis Women!
I know, those goggles make everyone look like a 70 year-old Boca Raton resident.
I say Dandelion takes it, if only for the backbeat and the fact it’s a bit more vocally ambitious. But they’re both surprisingly not-appalling.
I looooove those glasses, I loooove them, and I loooooove dandelion so much more. I even looked on my phone to see if I could get it as a ringtone. If its avalible I am going to buy it for my iPod!
I think it’s available, happy searching. But I still dunno about those glasses.
I quite fancy Nicole Richie actually, she’s hot and sounds like she has a sense of humour too, what’s her number?
No idea. She’s a mental basketcase who hasn’t eaten anything for the past two years.
You’re right she has lost too much weight – whatever drugs they gave her in re-hab she should take a few more. I like mental basketcase girls.
Yeah, she must be the first person in history to get OFF heroin and still lose weight.