I may never run out of material!
This was brought to my attention when I abused America and Americans, repeatedly and at length, not omitting my catchphrase “My ancestors looted and burned the White House and I’m proud of them” plus much other assorted insultification … to an American. To her credit she was quite polite about it and if she did raise her voice in stereotypical American fashion I couldn’t tell, because it was email.
In any case, there is one American whom all right-thinking and good-doing persons will agree deserves a heapin’ helpin’ of stereotype-based abuse smackdown, even though she’s not fat, and that person is Ann Coulter.
Look what her fellow American, a commenter on Gawker, did to her just today:
I stole a cab from Ann Coulter after seeing her come out of an apartment building on the Upper East Side. She didn’t look happy, dressed in a yellow raincoat and hailing a cab and it was her dejected face that first caught my attention…when I realized who it was I decided I had to steal the cab even though I had no where to go…
Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is truly mean. I am in awe.
But wait, there’s more. Here’s Perez Hilton muse Kathy Griffin going straight for Coulter’s crispy, deep-fried jugular:
And what has the woman done to deserve this? Besides being that thin and still having bingo wing thighs and upper arms, you mean? Get thee to a treadmill, bitch; a hundred years ago you’d probably be doing five to fifteen on a treadmill somewhere anyway.
Remember the Ann Coulter video moment I alluded to the other day? I can take a lot. I read true crime and write horror stories for fun. I’ve seen corpses. I went on a date with a serial killer. But I had to click this video off just a few seconds into it, for reasons that will become obvious. It’s clear to me now just how appropriate it was for her to poop out her new polemetic on 6/6/6; if she’s not the Whore of Babylon, she’s certainly the Shrivelled Cunt of the Capitol.
Behold as Matt Lauer listens in horror as she relentlessly abuses the women who lost their husbands in 9/11. A hero for our times, that Ann.
raincoaster 
Ann Coulter, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways . . . . well, tnat went into negative digits rather quickly.
Rain, just look at her as Rush Limbaugh with liposuction, a stomach restrictor, suffering from anorexia and on crack. Lean, mean, shrill and stupid.
Consider her our penance for “54 -40 or fight”
I’m glad to be an American, but it doesn’t mean I have to be an asshole about it . . . .
The thing the Golden Fountain of Hate is best at is generating press. May I suggest that those of us who are responsible for keeping her name in print drop it and let it be forgotten?
Keep our posts short and mention the name no more than once per season, and she’ll go the way of a bad bout of diorrhea–messy and unpleasant while it lasts, but soon over.
She’s an extreme example of how the debate on America’s national character frays at the outer edges; and it’s a mistake to think she’s anything like a representative, even for * and co. I mean, even O’Reilly’s been heard saying she went overboard.
I think she’s a great representation for what the right wingers truly think but will not say out loud. She’s the figurehead for conservative truth, saying these women, only because they’re speaking out, must be a part of this “liberal infallability.” Perhaps the same could be said for those liberals when they speak out against the war on terror, and then suddenly Bush points at them, labeling them “activists.” How love hypocrisy is these days.
Well Metro, you make a good point but I prefer the Kathy Griffin response. Making fun of stupid, evil people is my contribution to the cause of doing good in this world. I believe that stupid, evil people should be shown to be stupid and evil. Someone on another blog (which escapes me or I’d link to it) said that the only reason she was angry with those women is that they’d obviously found someone who loved them and she never had. That this might have something to do with her being Ann Coulter has yet to occur to her and when it does she’ll no doubt explain it away as “the men are all so easily intimidated nowadays.” So why doesn’t she go dig up Barry Goldwater and get herself a relationship? I hear David Duke is single again…