I resisted posting this for a couple of days…a couple of days too long. In future I resolve never to hesistate posting something just because it’s:
A) stupid
B) probably fake
C) really, really stupid.
Honestly, if she thought her life was ruined by her fear of pickles, just wait till she finds out what life is like as THE world-famous pickle pussy.
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Mariah’s really in a pickle.
OMFG, Mariah Carey’s afraid of pickles? Who should worry about the palimony? My guess is Steve Bing. Anyone else?
I’m English. The only response to this is “WALLY!!!!!!”
Why a fear of pickles and MUSTARD instead of pickles and RELISH?
Maybe it stems from a traumatic incident with a hot dog in her distant past.
Reminds me of an old Carl Reiner joke.
A young boy is afraid of kreplach. Whenever his mother serves the dumplings, he runs screaming.
One day she decides to cure him of his fear but having him help make the kreplach. He enjoys making the meat filling, mixing the dough, rolling it out, spooning in the meat and pinching up the dough into the little packets, and putting it into the boiling chicken soup.
The mother then puts the boiled keplach into hot oil and fries them. She calls her son over as she pulls the first one out of the oil and he screams, “Aieeeeee, kreplach!”
I can’t blame the boy. Horrible, horrible things.
Man, I’m a lapsed Baptist and I live for meat or potato-filled, boiled and fried dumplings from just about any culture. Am I some kind of freak?