From Crooks & Liars, and not to be improved upon. I shall let the words speak for themselves. Adam Carolla for President!
Audio -MP3
The Great Society provides a rough transcript:
ADAM CAROLLA: Ann Coulter, who was suppose to be on the show about an hour and a half ago, is now on the phone, as well. Ann?
ANN COULTER: Hello.
CAROLLA: Hi Ann. You’re late, babydoll.
COULTER: Uh, somebody gave me the wrong number.
CAROLLA: Mmm… how did you get the right number? Just dialed randomly — eventually got to our show? (Laughter in background)
COULTER: Um, no. My publicist e-mailed it to me, I guess, after checking with you.
CAROLLA: Ahh, I see.
COULTER: But I am really tight on time right now because I already had a —
CAROLLA: Alright, well, get lost.
[Crosstalk in the studio]
CAROLLA: I’m tight on time, too, and I don’t have time for bitches, so let’s move on.
[…]
[inaudible] Tight on time… Go f- yourself, you’re tight on time.
Female co-host (Teresa Strasser or Sarah Silverman?): I say this to Ann Coulter. Why the long face? (Laughter)
CAROLLA: Listen, you bitch, don’t call in an hour and a half late and tell me you’re “tight on time.” Of course you’re tight on time, you’re an hour and a half God-damn late calling into a radio show. Just take your stupid book and go pitch it to your stupid cable outlets.
Adam, will you marry me?
raincoaster 
I’m with you. Not only his attitudes, but his voice is pretty sexy too.
Too bad I’m already married.
I’m saving myself for George Stephanopoulos, actually.
Is it true of false Ann Colture was really married to Bill Mahr?
I can’t believe that is true was Bill Mahr doing drugs then??
Nope, it is certainly not true. Ann has never yet found a man to warm the cockles of her shrivelled little heart.
whatever happened to Ann Coulter? she seems to make a fewer public appearances nowadays