Okay, they may well be soft numbers, but I like them soft OR hard. I love them for what’s on the inside.

The twelve thousand additional readers the statcounter has given me since yesterday.

Okay, I know there’s a bug. I know twelve thousand readers is a big jump, a big change, a big responsibility. All I want to know now is, can I keep them?

I’ll feed them and water them and take them for walks…pretty please, WordPress, can I keep them?