Have you got your Golden Mermaid for the long weekend yet? Gawd knows, you don’t wanna run out. Those last-minute dashes to the Quickie Mart for more fresh Florida Cryptids are such a PIA!
Surely by now you should know you can meet all your life’s needs and wants on eBay! Thanks to Sploid for this Sploidariffic wish list stuffer.
MERMAID or SEA MONSTER?
While exploring desolate areas of Fort Desoto Beach at the southern end of St. Petersburg, here in Florida, I came upon a rather startling discovery. Before me lay what at first appeared to be a very large strange fish. Shocked and amazed, I realized I had found another [another???] mermaid or sea monster.
…Laying on a fresh natural bed of seaweed, this creature of the sea looks out as if still alive. What killed this mystery from the depths?
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Looking over her gracefull body, I realized what a special creature she must had been in life. Was she the missing link between primates and fish? In time, what would evolution had shaped this creature to be?
I sat there thinking for awhile and realized I must get this mermaid back home. I could always ponder later.
…I have drilled a small hole in the back of the head so that it can be hung up on a wall for display. [bonus! My living room decor will never be the same!]
I have the right to reject any bidders for several reasons of my own choosing.
Including, perhaps, an all-too-literal-minded enslavement to petty Federal and International advertising regulations?
Y’all got me a birthday present, right?
raincoaster 
i dnt believe on mermaid and i won’t start nw dis shit look fake all the way i have 2 c dat with my own eyes and then depends on hw i c it i would change my mind until i nw ts fakeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Of course it’s fake. But it’s cool anyway.
You wouldn’t believe how many people think this thing is real.
Ooh, I would. Check out “Fossilized Fairy” on this blog. Newmania’s first guess was that it was a strange-looking dragonfly. I’d bet they were made by the same guy, actually.
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