Sometimes the burden of blogging rests very heavy on my shoulders. Times such as now. Which to choose for Quote o’ the Day:

“hey, just so you know, I don’t really have an abnormally shaped penis“

or

“Jonathan’s a creepy urinater”

Since they’re both from the same post, Male workplace restroom etiquette leads to scientific breakthrough, I’ll just leave them here and solicit your preferences in the comments.

I know you like it in the comments.