Operation Global Media Domination: the optimist

TIAA big, hearty raincoaster welcome to the person who came to my blog, looking for “orgasm.”

What an optimist you must be.

If you find one, give me your number. You must be very talented with the keystrokes.

raincoaster herself has resorted to the Margaret Cho method of covering her posthole with leaves and hoping someone falls in.

10 thoughts on “Operation Global Media Domination: the optimist

  1. Optimist–yep. Or at least that’s the gist of the comments on the wall of stall IV.

    And “posthole”? Oh, baby–talk me some more of that dirty, sexy talk!

    Here’s a hint–don’t use leaves (unless you’ve got some of BC’s best handy). Instead, go down to the ‘Hoe and dribble a trail of beer from the front bar all the way to your Jade Gate. Someone’ll show.

    And by the time they get there you’ll certainly know they’ve got stamina :-)

  2. Y’know, sometimes a comment so nasty springs to mind that one is forced to sit on one’s hands, hum, and think pure thoughts.

    Hummmmmmmm.

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