I don’t know why the bids in this eBay auction are so low. I mean, it’s getting the whole next year off, so it’s not like it will get worn out. It’s certainly used. And, from the picture, it appears to be somewhat deformed: I’m not sure if that’s a dimple, a bellybutton (?!) or a piercing.
Does this have anything to do with that eBay executive cycling himself right into a tree recently? If I did this for a living I might kill myself, too.
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The auction’s been removed. Tellingly though, we have been left a hidden message. Under “popular products” are:
“The Da Vinci Code” (left as a clue that this is a code, and that the auction was in fact cancelled by the shadowy order known as the “Knights of Ni”)
“Some Hearts” (On the cover is a hottish blonde named “Carrie Underwood”–Now who was videotaped carrying (on) under Rick Solomon’s wood? Right!)
“Cell” (Stephen King–seem unrelated until you add “padded”)
“The Little Mermaid” (about a girl who just can’t stand not being bifurcated–like Paris!)
“Inside Man” (DVD. Paris and her inside man also available on DVD)
“Pieces of You” … need I say more?
It was funny that the highest bid was ten dollars, though.
Very interesting…are you saying there’s a conspiracy in Paris Hilton’s vagina? There’s certainly enough room.
Auction is now here.
Thanks!