Oops, I mean Mardin Azad Amin. Who can tell them apart, at least from a certain angle? From NBC via BoingBoing:

Mardin Azad Amin found himself in a tight squeeze last week when security at O’Hare Airport discovered a suspicious-looking object in his luggage. So Amin, 29, handled the delicate situation this way: He told security the object was a bomb, Cook County prosecutors said. The security guard then asked Amin to repeat what he’d said to a supervisor. This time, Amin was chuckling as he spoke, prosecutors said. In fact, Amin was trying to disguise the fact that the black object — resembling a grenade — was a component for a penis pump. …

What can we tell about Amin from this reading comprehension exercise, boys and girls?

That he’s hung like a hamster and none too bright. They are gonna love him in The Big House.