From Mistress Cowfish:
Never Argue with a WomanOne morning the husband returns after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her
book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls
up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am.
What are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that
obvious?”)
‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.
“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you
up”. “If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual
assault, “says the woman.
“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all
I know you could start at any moment.”
“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she
can also think. Send this to four women who are thinkers.
raincoaster 
What? I don’t even get a link?
* Pfffffftttt!*
(I actually had to google “how do you spell a raspberry?” What did I ever do before the little google window in the toolbar? Would that I had one in the real world…)
Blimey, it’s the wife!
By the way–I’m having trouble coming up with four …
*ignoring snide comment on part of man*
I generally don’t add the link when you’re on the blogroll, but since you whined I may as well. As for your husband, he doesn’t know the only reason we talk to him is we’re doing “community service” and keeping him away from the others.
Oh? Corrections Canada let you drop the ankle bracelet, did they?
Just like Martha, I went to Google and had that fucker off in five minutes. Martha knows how to fix everything.
Martha says that all spices have their own unique characteristics, and different elements bring them out. In the case of thyme, it’s all about how it’s served.
Well I have to disagree; a true cook would know it’s the prep.
Don’t you mean “perp”?
Martha’s so putting out a hit on you.