although they are indeed well in the lead.

Here’s just one example of the categories:

STUPIDEST STATEMENT OF THE YEAR

 * “No fruit loops!” – Ex-Dictator Saddam Hussein on his breakfast of choice while in jail.
 * “They think work is a four-letter word.” – Senator Hillary Clinton, speaking about kids today.
 * “I think they’re in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency.” – Vice President Dick Cheney, on Iraq.
 * “What do you think you’re looking at, sugar tits?” – Mel Gibson to female Sergeant in Malibu, California following his arrest for drunk driving.
 * “My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to go through this past week,” – Harry Whittington, after Dick Cheney shot him in the face. February 17, 2006

Seriously, with only one Democrat nominated (although that in several categories) it looks like this is one contest the Republicans can count on winning. Full list here, via Fark.