Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Tom Cruise
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Geez–you’d think people could have spotted it. He’s got “incipient Scientology” written all over him.
And I note no resemblance to the alleged offspring. Although it must be said she’s a very pretty Asian baby.
Aw, how cuuute!–she’s inherited her father’s eyes.
Cruise’s next movie from his amusement park/production & development company: “My Step-daughter is an Alien”
Not “My Daughter is a crude loaner from Vietnam?”