I’ll explain later: commemorative Black Friday the 13th banners

Wanker, but really important wanker
UPDATE:

See, here I am explaining it, later.

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For those who don’t, why aren’t you watching television?

really important, web 2.0 wanker!

I'm telling you. Important with a capital I! And blinkies! I've got blinkies!

wankin' in 'n out!

Your name in lights!

capitalism goes too far: book sale blasphemy!

Orwell is going to rise from the grave and come for you

from I Believe in Advertising, via Gawker. I don’t care if it IS 30% off, it’s still got to piss off the gods of literature! And then there’s Dumas, Discounted:

Dumas discounted!

and GGM Marked Down to Move:

GGM, marked down to move!