Awwww. Turns out that the rumoured “Britney sex tape” isn’t Britney. Fleshbot has the final word, as well as the actual video, so satisfy your… curiosity yeah, that’s it, curiosity, with this link.
But on the other hand, the hopes and dreams of millions of men who were kinda sorta hoping she’d be better at giving head are preserved.
The Democrats have the House.
The Democrats may take the Senate.
And Britney Spears is a free woman and could, possibly, be really good at giving head.
It’s Springtime in America!
raincoaster 
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GOLD! THANK YOU ENGTECH, I love a man who knows what I like!
RC,
In this case, have do admit phonetics do it for me. I never, ever subscribed to her schoolie crap: I’ve been a schoolie an naint none o’them peered thaaat ol’. But your self reverential piccie, whilst vain; intrigues. Only one problem, two actually: you led me to believe you were, ahem, stacked. I am sooo disappointed.
STB
I am, ahem, stacked. Britney is, too, her breasts are all her own and to prove it she can show you the receipts.
So this Brit pic–was someone trying to seal her into a wall? Or is it only that the hallway to her studio is narrow?
And she is stacked,STB: like a fat man’s plate at a one-time-only buffet.
Indeed.
I think the photographer was probably some kind of drywall fetishist. There are all kinds out there.
I have to say that, given Fed-boy’s career prospects, he should be the one asking whether he can, ahem, give head adequately.
A very good point! Apparently at his concert last night he reminded all the girls he was single and asked if they wanted to dance with “a pimp” so maybe he has a new career planned. I’d suspect, given his obvious inability to control so much as a single woman, that your advice is probably a better choice for him, though.
You sure he wasn’t misheard? He might have said “gimp”.
Indeed. Money to be made there as well.
Just trying to ensure that everyone steers toward their best career options
Yes, his future as a meat puppet is of about the half-life of enriched plutonium.