With a little tweaking this could work for George Michael, too. From commenter Gabe over on Gawker’s post about Doherty’s latest drug bust. Seriously, I think it must be some other dude who got Kate Moss pregnant; surely by now his body is incapable of producing anything but crack-flavoured vomit.
FROM NME.COM
POST DATE __/__/__ __:__ GMTPETE DOHERTY ARRESTED ON DRUGS CHARGES FOR ________
Pete Doherty was arrested yesterday (______ __) for ________ possession.
Police stopped the Babyshambles singer as he was driving a _______ at __.__am in London’s _______ district
Doherty was arrested on suspicion of possession ______.
There were ____ other passengers in the car who were also arrested and later bailed, reports ____.
All ____ were released from _______ police station pending analysis of “substances recovered”, a spokesman said.
Doherty was released on police bail until ______.
The singer is due in court later this month over a previous drugs sentencing.
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Pete gives all us guys hope that one day despite being ill-behaved losers we might actually bed a supermodel. We love him for that alone.
And in six months or so when he drowns in his own vomit, you’ll get your shot at Kate Moss. Of course, by then she won’t be looking much better herself, but what can you do?