This is great: Michael Richards has probably been wishing he was famous enough to have his own t-shirts for at least a decade!
And now he does: the KKKramer KKKommemorative shirt. Does it come in brown? Order yours today! From T Shirt Hell, via Perez Hilton.

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Been waiting for a chance to use that “Fish Called Wanda” line, hot damn!
“It’s K K K K Kramer, c,c,c,c, coming to k k k k kill me!”
or ……
‘Are you crazy?! That man’s a ni!’
By the way, how’s things?
Things is colourful, as always. I’m going to do a long post about it later, after I get myself a nice merlot to assuage the pain. Did you know that with enough merlot you become waterproof? Also bulletproof and able to fly. I think I had enough one time…
Let’s just say it’s been one of those weeks. You managed to land on your feet, it sounds like. Don’t give up on journalism; get yourself a Hermann Zweiback style column somewhere and put it to the DAR like Jesus’ General! Find a stupid enough editor to publish it not getting the joke and you’re golden.
I know that, after three bottles of Riunite, I could bend time and space and grow my own facial tentacles and batlike wings. I know my verbal ability matched >:^D>
I forgot. Zweiback’s on a rocket to Alpha Centauri, so there should be an opening at the Onion.
Something else that takes the edge off last week’s – dragging out the Paris Combo, Siouxsie and the Banshees, B-52s, Brian Ferry, AStrud Gilberto and Steely Dan mp3s
Ah, sounds like quite a party!
well, I never have to worry about anyone asking for “more cowbell” >B^D>