a venture capitalist??? Someone better sit my friends down for this, because the shock just might kill them. I am, according to this test, a born VC. Well hell, spending other people’s money? That’s a dream job if you ask me!
Got to the test via engtech, whom I owe a dinner if I get scooped by some big firm as a result of this incredible aptitude of mine. I said I’d buy him a Segway too, but now he thinks I’m trying to kill him. Honestly! As if I’d do something like that; I already know Technorati rankings cannot be bequeathed, because I looked it up.
For a research project. Totally.
Anyway, Guy Kawasaki, who is a man who is presumed to know something about venture capital, as he’s been in the business twenty years and hasn’t been bankrupted or incarcerated yet, is the fellow who came up with the test, and even should this prove to be as bullshit as the “Which My Little Pony Are You?” quizzes on LiveJournal (the Dangerous one, mothafucka!) it is guaranteed to be entertaining. Take the test here.
In any case, here’s what my little internet graduation plaque with honors or honours or cum or laudanum or whatever it is would look like, if it were in fact the result I got and not the one engtech (who can make screencaps and all that tech shit, yo) did, and it said 35 instead of 27, yo. And if it also said that the big VCs were hangin’ on the telephone, waiting for their life-affirming contact from moi.
If only I could afford a long-distance call!
Oh, and in case you were wondering:
Which Fucked up “My Little Pony” are you?
You are BITCH-QUEEN Pony!
[Quel suprise!]
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I think I’m going to make a “my technorati ranking is 7793 but no one cares but me and raincoaster” sidebar button.
You broke ten thousand? Did they send you your jelly donut? When you break five hundred, they send you an Indian tech intern, and when you break top 100, you get your choice of George Clooney or Jennifer Aniston. But they’ll both ask you for tips about chat rooms.
I think when you break 10,000 they start replying to your tech support emails.
Raincoaster as My Little Pony?
Some things just don’t Bear thinking about.
They replied to me once, but that’s cuz Pharyngula gave me a link that week. Sigh.
Metro, I regret to inform you that now everyone on Gawker will think you are gay. They’re so NOT about the quizzes there; they’re all about the duelling blog pet cuteness. SO much more New York.
Allow me to astound, surprise, and amaze you with my spectacular feats of not caring.
Anyway, presumably once they read the bit about “will think you are gay” they’ll sigh and roll their eyes and try the quiz anyway.
“Duelling blog pet cuteness”? Now I know why I’ve only ever been there once.
The new Gawker, like the new Michael Jackson, is not an accurate indication of what the original was like. I think I’m gonna apply for the Valleywag editorship just to continue this drama though. Awfully good for hits.