Ask the philosophers: the 11 greatest philosophical quotations

Hobbes. Bet you didn't expect that, eh?

But they left out my favorite, from Camus: “It is the obligation of the intelligent to oppress the stupid, otherwise they will take over the world.”

Too late. That’s what three decades of Relativism gets you.

Here, from Mental Floss via Neatorama, are the 11 greatest philosophical quotations, with arguably enlightening commentary. Bonus pronounciation guide, for those of you who prefer to pronounce things as if you were still living in Bavaria…here’s a tip: I was born near Paris, but I pronounce it “Pare-iss” not “Pay-ree” because I do not live in France. I do not pronounce Indonesia with five syllables either, although you do once you’re there. That goes double for idiomatic English names (eg “It’s spelt ‘SMITH’  but has been pronounced “Williams” since the Battle of Hastings…”) If you do not live in France or Germany or Worcestershire or Bandaniera either, making a point of pronouncing things like the natives do simply makes people write you off (correctly) as one of those beret-wearing pretentiati. And when raincoaster here tells you you’re being pretentious, you know you’re out of bounds.

Ahem.

3. “The life of man [is] solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.” – Thomas Hobbes (1588 – 1679)
Referring to the original state of nature, a hypothetical past before civilization, Hobbes saw no reason to be nostalgic.

Whereas Rousseau said, “Man is born free, and he is everywhere in chains,” Hobbes believed we find ourselves living a savage, impossible life without education and the protection of the state. Human nature is bad: we’ll prey on one another in the most vicious ways. No doubt the state imposes on our liberty in an overwhelming way. Yet Hobbes’ claim was that these very chains were absolutely crucial in protecting us from one another.

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6 thoughts on “Ask the philosophers: the 11 greatest philosophical quotations

  1. The Marchioness of W under B

    Your Polyglot Grace

    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes (who keeps an eye on the Republicans)

    What an arrogant Twit Camus was – why assume that the “Intelligent” have any greater wisdom or understanding …. or rightness … than ordinary humble Folk, who don’t go driving their cars with reckless & fatal consequences

    Harrumph

    Harrumph

    and again I say

    Harrumph

    Better to live on one’s knees, than to die spreading mayhem in one’s car

    Yr obedt servant etc

    GE

    PS My favourite philiosphical quote

    “To every injustice, there is justice”

    Extracted from Bertrand Russell as the most ancient Greek Philosophical fragment

    I’d like to knowwhta it means, but I suspect it’s got something to do with Prime Minister’s (& their Wives) behaving badly and them getting their come-uppance

    Es macht man denkenn, nee [It makes yuh fink, uhhh]
    Das ist es, doch [This is it, init]

  2. Dear R-C

    Why don’t you think you are not to be included amongst the livestock (A Giant Tree Octopus would call them “Prey”)

    Yours ever

    G E

  3. Not that I am an expert on Camus since I’ve only read ‘The Outsider’, ‘The Fall’ and ‘The Myth of Sisyphus’, but I seriously doubt that he would have said anything of the sort.

    Camus opposed oppression and totalitarianism of any kind, but did so from a clearly emotional basis. He fought against the abusive use of power because he felt it to be wrong. Because each man has his own morality only of his likes and dislikes.

    What this means is that he did not attempt to justify his moral stand-point rationally, and in fact much of Camus is non-rational, standing out as creative and lyrical rather than rational inquiries.

    In these lights it is difficult to understand what a statement could mean coming from the mouth of such a man. Surely he’d have been the first to question who decides which of us is intelligent and which of us isn’t.

    Not to say that the statement is necessarily wrong, or Camus necessarily right, but I seriously doubt that he would have said anything of the sort.

  4. You’re right; you’re not an expert on Camus. Nor am I, but I am aware that he said all kinds of things which sound like nonsequiters out of context, for example:
    Every man needs slaves like he needs clean air. To rule is to breathe, is it not? And even the most disenfranchised get to breathe. The lowest on the social scale have their spouses or their children.

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