Here’s a little gem from The Assimilated Negro, who apparently gets these urges from time to time. We only give thanks he gets them when there’s a mic handy. Ladies and gentlemen, we present your new theme song.
Rough Draft: Blogging All Over New York
all over new york baby
center of the universe
the blogging here is so crazy right now
that’s why, when I see a girl
i walk right over to her
i’m like yo …
waddup girl, I’m a blogger
assimilated negro looking for fodder
and I’m not your average ipodder
kicking some game
you know my sh*t’s smart, funny,
plus a little insane
(hey)
see TAN is running this town
and if you got some wi-fi
I could show you around
that’s why anywhere online
you’ll be thinking of me
there’s so many blogrolls with people linking to me
And so on, much with the hyperlinkage. That’s the best part, actually. Full lyrics on the site here.
“And what is the use of a blog post,” thought Alice, “without hyperlinks and multimedia?”
del.icio.us: The Blogger Rap!
blinklist: The Blogger Rap!
furl: The Blogger Rap!
Digg it: The Blogger Rap!
ma.gnolia: The Blogger Rap!
Stumble it: The Blogger Rap!
simpy: The Blogger Rap!
newsvine: The Blogger Rap!
reddit: The Blogger Rap!
fark: The Blogger Rap!
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raincoaster 
I love the blog that you have. I was wondering if you would link my blog to yours and in return I would do the same for your blog. If you want to, my site name is American Legends and the URL is:
http://www.americanlegends.blogspot.com
If you want to do this just go to my blog and in one of the comments just write your blog name and the URL and I will add it to my site.
Thanks,
David
Can I have a drink of that tasty beverage?
David, I’ll take a look at your blog. I’m so crochety I’m not compatible with everyone, as you’ll see. Thanks for the compliments, though; all are gratefully accepted.
I prefer the “f*ck a white christmas” t-shirt.
Yes, that has merit. But I favour the “If you don’t comment, the terrorists win” button as well.