Meh, not so sure about this one. Precious and heartwarming I am not. Although rage poetry translates really well into metal music, and there’s money in that…hmmmmm…
You Should Be A Poet |
You’re already naturally a poet, even if you’ve never written a poem. |
How in hell did I get ‘poet’ too? Am I somehow as crazy as that bedbug Ezra Pound? What a load . . . . oh, I forgot. It’s a web quiz . . .
Dude, poetry’s totally a growing market since Oprah went all touchy-feely. We should look into this.
I should be a joke writer.
Yeah, right. RC a poet, and me writing jokes. Something flawed there.
I’m thinking that the quiz mechanism itself is an Alcoholic Writer.
Do all poets live in a box and write without their trousers on, like the picture suggests?
You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer
Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you’re from.
And while you may have some problems being “normal,” you’ll have no problems writing sci-fi.
Whether it’s epic films, important novels, or vivid comics…
Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!
Interesting. I already have two novels written. One a caper and the other a fairly simple mystery. That’s the complete ones (two out of about ten). I’ve never written an SF story that I was satisfied with.
And RC, I can totally see you doing the whole Jewel bit.
Juvenal, yes. Metro, no.
I should be a song writer. Strange.
I forgot the obvious, as usual . . .
Paaaaaperrrrrbaaaaack wriiiiiiterrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Great, FFE. Now I am singing it and it will be in my wine muddled brain all night.
There are worse ditties. For this time of year, perhaps Tax Man would work? Apparently, I have to have mine for the year done by this time next week. Oh! how I enjoy audits, and oh! how much practice I’m getting at being audited.
insert anal sex joke of your choice here…
Apparently, I’m a film director.
You don’t just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind.
You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life.
Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling.
And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!
Wow.Dead on on that one!=D
Well, that’s good. There’s a lot more money in films than, say, symbolic poetry.
a poet? hmm well I use to write poetry so that’s nice.