People sometimes ask me why I spend so much time answering questions in the WordPress.com technical support forums.
For the lulz, people. For the lulz.
lunglord
Member
May 11, 2012, 7:21 AMI SELL VIVID ICU MEDICAL FICTION.
I WANT MISSPELLED NAMES OF OTHER MEDICAL SITES TO BE REDIRECTED TO MY SITE.
HEY, THEY MIGHT BUY MY BOOK.
HOW DO I DO THIS?
I OWN DOMAIN MAPPING FOR MY SITE LUNGLORD.COM.
AS FOR YOUR HELP- MUCH APPRECIATED.
BUT BE SPECIFIC. ONE TWO THREE FOUR.
I AM A WRITER NOT COMPUTER CLEVER.HELP ME OF WORDPRESS SAGES YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE.
LUNGLORD
Please stop posting all in capitals – it’s making my ears hurt.
jessielansdel
Member
May 11, 2012, 9:30 AMAaaaaagh! Stop SHOUTING! No need for the capitals, we’re not all blind as bats.
THEY DONT CALL HIM THE LUNG LORD FOR NOTHING YOU NOW
jessielansdel
Member
May 11, 2012, 5:07 PMEH? SPEAK UP! :)
IS YOUR BOOK IN ALL CAPS TOO? IN COMIC SANS?
When someone in cyberspace is TYPING AN ENTIRE SENTENCE OR PARAGRAPH IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, that person is SHOUTING. It is not proper netiquette to TYPE IN ALL CAPS and it makes whatever you typed very difficult for others to read.
tearlily
Inactive
May 12, 2012, 2:19 PMWHAT???
And you would just have to find out by looking at popular websites. that’s the only way.
lunglord
Member
May 12, 2012, 10:01 PMthank you al fur the same crticsm- that n my haste I just typed nd ntered wen i should hve throughly and prrecisely proofed mi text furst for errorrrs beford subbmiting. Hooever isn charge canned delete this quession fur my grate offinse to protocol. tank you all for c ing past the superficiality of my hummble errrorr and helping mee. It is guud to know peeepole thgat though they correct u they also go a head and help you two.
It only works as parody if we have reason to believe it’s not your house style.