People sometimes ask me why I spend so much time answering questions in the WordPress.com technical support forums.
For the lulz, people. For the lulz.
I SELL VIVID ICU MEDICAL FICTION.
I WANT MISSPELLED NAMES OF OTHER MEDICAL SITES TO BE REDIRECTED TO MY SITE.
HEY, THEY MIGHT BUY MY BOOK.
HOW DO I DO THIS?
I OWN DOMAIN MAPPING FOR MY SITE LUNGLORD.COM.
AS FOR YOUR HELP- MUCH APPRECIATED.
BUT BE SPECIFIC. ONE TWO THREE FOUR.
I AM A WRITER NOT COMPUTER CLEVER.
HELP ME OF WORDPRESS SAGES YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE.
Please stop posting all in capitals – it’s making my ears hurt.
Aaaaaagh! Stop SHOUTING! No need for the capitals, we’re not all blind as bats.
THEY DONT CALL HIM THE LUNG LORD FOR NOTHING YOU NOW
EH? SPEAK UP! :)
IS YOUR BOOK IN ALL CAPS TOO? IN COMIC SANS?
When someone in cyberspace is TYPING AN ENTIRE SENTENCE OR PARAGRAPH IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, that person is SHOUTING. It is not proper netiquette to TYPE IN ALL CAPS and it makes whatever you typed very difficult for others to read.
And you would just have to find out by looking at popular websites. that’s the only way.
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It only works as parody if we have reason to believe it’s not your house style.