As Jesus’ General points out, it looks like Judith has had to pursue alternative career paths since her historic and histrionic flameout over the OJ I Did So Do It But Rupert Says I’m Not Allowed to Tell You debacle. She and Heidi could tag-team as a novelty cougar act, come to think of it.
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I saw a pic of Heidi Fleiss somewhere recently. It struck me she’s starting to look like Camilla Parker-Bowles-Windsor. Or possibly Charles.
Meanwhile, back at the Bunny Ranch they’re lining up around the block … Here’s a photo.
Sorry: Here’s that photo.
Ho ho, very nice Metro.
Did you know that for ultra-orthodox jews, sex with a woman who’s not jewish doesn’t count as adultery? So they’re MAJOR customers of brothels. Which doesn’t explain David Reichmann, but that’s another story.
Well it’d only be them doing to her what she believes they were doing all along–except now she’ll be making money on the deal.
I see a book by Rabbi Nussbaum: If I Did Her.
Sweeeeet. I can hear the music in my head already: do you think they’ll get Mel Brooks to write it into a Broadway musical?
Springtime for Judith
OJ got in trouble it’s an old, old story
Though he got away his Bronco II was gory
Did or did he not? The jury sat and thought.
Look around and see what Judith wrought
And now it’s..
New job for Judith the Anti-Jew
New York is happy and gay
She’s moved on to the Bunny Ranch
To do the things that make your mother blanch
Springtime for Judith, the publisher
Ne’er saw a dime of the gelt
When we say “get into bed with her”
It ain’t no meta-fur, Oy Gevelt!
I was born on a kibbutz, Judith Regan’s frickin’ nutz
Pushed a story, didn’t sell, Oy vey listen to her kvell.
Now she’s got a new ho-job. Fifty bucks for a …
And at this point I ran out of inspiration.
Bravo! Your talents are clearly wasted at that day job. You should be making media figure in sex comedy musicals on Broadway.