Anna Nicole’s coffin attacked by Giant, Gay Squid

Anna Nicole's Casket attacked by giant gay squid

From Defamer comes the shocking news that, while inside the chapel, out of sight of the public, Anna Nicole Smith‘s casket was attacked by a cluster of giant, pink, and apparently grief-crazed Squid, who threw themselves upon the coffin in an undistinguishable mass of blubbering pinkitude. Judging by their plumage the cephalopods are part of the Bobby Trendy Posse, known to make their homes near the warm waters of Santa Monica, Miami, and Palm Springs.

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9 thoughts on “Anna Nicole’s coffin attacked by Giant, Gay Squid

  1. Y’all don’t look that Texas blonde to me. Jenna: Jenna looks like a Texas Blonde. A bit chubby, a bit synthetic, and up for just about anything in the church parking lot.

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